There have been times in our lives when The Baby and I have had similar soundtracks; however, I was thinking about this the other day and I do not think that there has ever been a time when our soundtracks have been as different as they are right now. A brief overview is in order: Dan is an early-20's single dude, so his life consists of girls, school, free time, frolicking, girls, free time, a large amount of "do-whatever-you-wantery", and girls. I am a late-20's married dude with two daughters under the age of 3, so my life consists of school, work, girls (but not in the same way), work, school, cardboard Batman costumes, and poopy diapers. Now let's consider our different soundtracks (for the sake of length, our soundtracks have been reduced from 15 tracks to 6 tracks each). My soundtrack is currently called "Tranquility for the Soul" while Dan's is called "Yahoo! That's Right! Blikity-BLAM!"
Track 1
John's Soundtrack:
"Hey Me, Hey Mama" Ray LaMontagne. This is a fun little calming song when you are taking a break between writing people up for insubordination and 4.5 hours of upper-level Psychology classes.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Don't Stop The Sandman" Rock Sugar. A perfect blend of "Enter Sandman" and "Don't Stop Believin'" This song is fantastic. Perfect song for someone who is a little bit classy and a little bit rock n' roll.
Track 2
John's Soundtrack:
"The Wheels on the Bus" Various Artists. My oldest daughter loves this song. If you sing it once, be prepared to sing it 1,000 times.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Girls, Girls, Girls" Motley Crue. "Friday night and I need a fight/ My motorcycle and a switchblade knife/ Handful of grease in my hair feels right/ But what I need to make me tight are/ (chorus) Girls, Girls, Girls/ Long legs and burgundy lips/ Girls, Girls, Girls/ Dancin' down on Sunset Strip/ Girls, Girls, Girls/ Red lips, fingertips." That seems about right.
Track 3
John's Soundtrack:
"Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's Man" Various Artists/ Versions. This song is great because it can be tailored to be about anyone. Simply throw your name in at the end and all of a sudden that baker is making a cake for YOU, my friend.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" A Perfect Circle. Hardcore and edgy, this is the song that a Viking warrior listens to before filling his helmet with the blood of a fallen enemy, jamming the helmet on his head, and then charging onto the field of battle on a horse made of lightning.
Track 4
John's Soundtrack:
"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song" Jim Croce. After a stressful day of jumping through hoops (a.k.a. school) and work this song calms me down more than anything, and it is one of Aimee's favorites.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Easy Skanking" Bob Marley. Just kidding. :)
"Riding With The King" B.B. King & Eric Clapton. I imagine Dan taking girls on dates and this phrase inevitably escapes his lips: "Don't you know you're ridin' with The King?" Not as "uppity" as his other songs. This is Dan's "calm down" song... sort of.
Track 5
John's Soundtrack:
"Tootie" Hootie & The Blowfish. For some inexplicable reason this song has the second-most plays on my itunes right now. Is it the way Darius Rucker (he's such a nice guy!) often indistinguishably croons, or is it the overwhelmingly calm melody that makes me listen to it over and over? Maybe we'll never know. All I know is that this song is fantastic.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Everyday" Bon Jovi. Incredibly, this is the only inside joke song on the list. The very beginning of this song is perfect for Dan. Just listen to the first 6 seconds.
Track 6
John's Soundtrack:
"Happy Trails" Van Halen. Don't be fooled by the fact that this song is performed by Van Halen. This is the best song to listen to right as you are leaving work. Every day. For the past two months.
Dan's Soundtrack:
"Shoot To Thrill" AC/DC (on repeat for most of the day). Maybe it's because of the fact that if Dan were any superhero he would be Tony Stark/ Iron man, or maybe it's just because I picture Dan zipping around campus on his long board with this song blaring from the heavens and Dan screaming "YEEEE-OW!" right in the face of anyone in his proximity. Take your pick. This song has Dan's name plastered all over every note.
Most Difficult Omissions:
"Pusher Love Girl" Justin Timberlake
"I think It's Gonna Rain Today" Neil Diamond
"I Don't Want To Live On The Moon" Ernie from Sesame Street
"Shout" Disturbed
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